Theory !!

Disclaimer - watever u r about to read is a proprietary (hope i hav got the spelling rite on dat one !! not dat n one of u Induhviduals will notice ) material. It is purely fictional at this point and any resemblance to any reality is purely due to my genius and not at all regretted !!

btw , disclaimers seem to be in fashion nowadays !! the broke-back couple of the year , dats the Nawaab and the Badshah , making it so the ' in ' thing to do !!!

Now back to my pathbreaking theory !!

this theory presents an alternate view of the existence of beings on this planet and the existence of god !! just think about this... for a very tiny creature like an ant or even a bird .. wat wud we humans be looking like !?!! how do u suppose they comprehend our existence ?!! we are perhaps the greatest force of change affecting their existence !! and they cant even control it , can they ?! i mean .. sure.. one of those tiger creatures tries to extract revenge by eating some of us .. but still its not enough of a fight back , is it !!! wat i am trying to say is.. to those creatures we are some uncontrollable force and creatures that they don't understand !! read that line again if u want , i ll wait !!

now , wat if this world is arranged as a maze of boxes one over the other !! these boxes aren't just ordinary boxes .. they are made of a sort of one way glass .. ones in which the people outside can see thru the glass but the people inside it dont see a thing.. nows the gud part !!!

imagine this , all creatures are arranged in this box structure.... ants worms and the like are in the innermost box. .. they cant see all dat well outside of their box... they cant comprehend wat a tiger is or wat a human is.. for them... the world is dat box and a small slit thru which they hav a very narrow vision of the 'outside ' box.... creatures like mice snakes etc are in a box encovering the smaller box and so on... u get the overall picture rite...

now.. u must think we humans are in the outermost box , and dat there exists no other box on top of us rite ?!! , no uncontrollable force , nothin dat we cant comprehend , which ironically is wat we humans think of as GOD !!! so..... consider this .. there are a number of god like creatures which live in a box enclosing our own !! they have tremendous powers to influence lives of creatures inside the inner boxes , which is common even to us humans , how many times have u thought of the ant dat killed , the cockroach that u flattened , with pleasure too , i am sure ... so , my point being , this doesnt seem to far fetched , does it ?!! its just dat god is someone who we cant comprehend , we cant understand as it is outside of our Box !!!

think about it ...

My Brilliant Brain !!

No.. this is not a blog abt how brilliant i am .... ( do i really hav to say it anyways ?! ).. This is , though , a blog about my fascination for the working of the human mind....

yesterday i saw a very interesting show on the National Geographic (yes yes.. donn be surprised... i watch info progs as well.... from time to time... wen i accidentally stumble upon them while surfing thru soapy dramas !!!) .... the show was abt how scientists are workin on unearthing the true mysteries of the working of some really genius minds... case in point being an autistic man from america who posess the ability to tell u exactly the day of the week for any.. and i mean any date in history !!! he does this from an early age witout takin any trainin in any methodical way to do this genius task !!! MRI mappin of his brain suggests dat his brain is just hardwired completely differently.. its like his circuitery is completely different !!! scientists believe dat supressing the left logical side of the brain can often free the rite which is responsible for the artistic creative side of an individual !!!

at this point ..... u must be wondering whr i am goin wit all this crap.... to tell u a secret.. i am havin the same doubts myself !!!

well... wat i want to say is.. sometimes it is gud to let logic take a hike u know.... be a little more artistic.... be a little more carefree !!! let ur creative juices flow !!

Let the Genius in u shine !!!!

Chak , De !!!

no... this is not a blog abt the new movie... it is not abt Shahrukh Khan !! it is not abt me waitin in anticipation of the movie !!! it is abt a simple thght...

Play to win !!

i honestly believe , if u dont win , u wr just there to make up the numbers !! u never win a silver , u lose the gold... winning is everythin... a sore loser will always return bttr prepared to WIN the next time bcos losing just hurts so much more !! failure is not a steppin stone to success, it is an escalator movin in the wrong direction... if u dont improve pretty soon u are doomed !!!

u may think dat i m being totally unreasonable... we hav to learn to lose.. we hav to take failure in our stride... do we ?? why ?? wat can be gained from losing ?? wat if we hate losing so much dat we never lose... we improve ourselves so damn much dat we never lose !! i honestly think dat one of the solution to perenial under achievin is to hate losing... be there just to win.... dont ever think abt losing...

Play to win... if u cant.... try something else !!!

the Idol generation

Who do u idolise ?? who is ur inspiration ?? whom do u admire ?? who wud u like to be like ??
think
think
think
......

wat if i told u , it doesnt matter !! wat if i told u all this idol stuff is b@@# s@#t !!!
i seriously believe dat such idolisation is killin the generation !! why try to be someone else.... why even try to be 'like ' someone else !!?? be who u are... be the best 'you' that u can be. Njoy who u are bcos u are the Best damn u anyone can be !!! u hav had so much practise , havnt u ?!

so let go of all the constraints !! break free !! lose all the idols u hav !! dont let anybody clog ur soul !!! hav fun. and after u hav gotten used to this new philosophy (i always think watever i say is 'philosophy' !! ) ask urself this question :- "is it fun being me !!??"

It's fun being me !! isnt it all there is to it !!??

Changing Opinions

u all must hav experienced this na !! sometimes things happen such dat we are compelled to change our view or opinion about something !! well... it happnd to me too... the scene - "Koffee with Karan" the subject - gud'ol Himesh !!!

i hav to tell u... before watchin dat interview i was a little critical about Himesh (as critical as Chappell and Sourav were to each other.. as i said.. just a little !!) i didnt like his style of music (u cant really call repetitive crap a "style" but dats wat we ll call it since i hav undergone a change of opinion) his nasaly irritating voice and his crappy attempt at 80 mm was a disaster... (u may wonder wens the change of opinion comin !!!)

wen i saw the interview i was amazed !! he is a very intelligent guy !! he is a pure baniyaa !! he knows he is givin us crap .. but he is happy makin money while doin it !!! he is a very level headed guy... he is funny too !!!! (goin by the amount of girls dat dump him in his videos u wudnt think he'd be funny na !!) he is very ambitious !! he kept mentioning about winnin over the remainin 1 % junta of india... plz... Mr Himesh... get real.. a little more than 1 % junta hates u , u know ?!! newaz... the thing is.. he seems an ok guy... just think of him as an intelligent baniyaa !!

this blog is courtesy of a lot of cajoling by friends and a lot of boredom !!!

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we all love to hate them , dont we ?! god knows i dont want to watch another "cricketer" smilin at me and tellin me to "go get it" ... (i really want to tell him "to go stuff it" actually...) now i get it... dats why he gets out so quickly... he must be in a hurry to go get it na !!
enough of the bashin...
advertisements are really stupid expenditures which ultimately we bare !! it is a known fact dat the real cost of the soft drinks we drink is only 10% of the market cost. the rest is due to advertisements by celebrities like the one mentioned above who really stink at wat they shud be doing !!(notice how i very calmly passed a half baked piece of info dat i had as fact !!) it is not their fault actually... its the "Marketing Executives " who are STUPID enough to think dat we consumers fall for such things !! c'mon.. seriously.... do they think dat we think about how Sachin drinks his pepsi before a match (and comes back into the pavillion very quickly , so dat he can drink another, i think) or how Amir Khan drinks his coke "sir uthaake !!" ?? we DONT !! we just grab watever we see and more importently watever is BETTER !! even more STUPID is the new Airtel add about the young boy who makes his dad listen to drops of rain fallin near his home when dad is away !!! really.. voice clarity !?? is dat wat they are tryin to sell ??! all mobile users worth their salt wud agree , the "voice clarity" of the airtel network is as true as Bush's claim to World Peace ...

moral of the story... Marketing Executives are Induhviduals who are pushin consumers towards stupidity so dat they end up selecting their products bcos god knows nobody in their right frame of mind will buy the crap....

nothin on my mind

first of all.. before i start.... a lot of people didnt understand my blog yesterday !!! (must hav been those induhviduals who accidentally stumbled upon some text which mentioned them !!! hahahaa........)
enough of the c@#p....
today i hav nothin on my mind... people who hav bttr things to do shud stop readin todays blog !!!

u hav chosen to continue.... (bad choice !!!)
today i ll bore u wit the reasons as to why i hav started bloggin !! well... it is really freeing !!!(hahahaa.... watever dat means !!) secondly... it is an outlet to the freakish thing i carry around in my head... thoughts !! more importantly.... i really get a kick out of boring gullibles like you into believing dat i m a gud writer !!! (dont lie... u believe dat , dont u !!)
u may think dat i hav let out my secret... think again...... u are alreday hooked on to reading this blog... i hav no worries !!! it is already an addiction !! dont worry... this addiction wont kill u...
it may leave u wit a little numbness in ur head

see..i told u.... BAD choice !!!
thank u for reading...